Okay...so right...i was watching dane cook on youtube, and I was like, 'HOLY CRAPPERS, THIS GUY EES GOOD!". the next day, my friend sarah was telling me about how funny this guy wuz, with the, "WHOPPER!!!!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!!!", so i decided to check out another one of dane cooks, "Drowning" and he's like, "Did you ever drown before? believe me, it is not fun... You're like, "Hey guys, wanna watch me dive into the deep end? i'm gonna dive into the deep end. Then when you do, you're like, SPLOOOSH!!!!! And you're like "GET ME OUTTA HERE!WHERE'S THE SURFACE?!" Then you always come up under the kid in the raft, and ur like,"JESUS CHRIST, TIMMY!!!!!!!!TIMMY, DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYNIN' IN THE ABYSS!" Y'know, your son almost killed me with his Daffy Duck raft. He almost murdered me in your pool. That's right Timmy...Float away from me. Float away."